The Critic Coalition

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Here, we have reviews from YouTube's top movie critics and their views on a certain film. This is basically a tomatometer for the movie reviewers that you relate most to. Not those snobby critics that expect every film to be a tour de force. So enjoy the site and look forward to more reviews.

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1. The Help (8/10)

Chris Stuckmann: B+ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-p5QGSRGio
Jeremy Jahns: It's a Good Time, No Alcohol Required http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGaSQUs-qYQ
Rowenet Review: 4/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKHmV4fX8k
Kristian Harloff (SchmoesKnow): 4/5 Schmoes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfDeL3dhNo
Mark Ellis (SchmoesKnow): 4/5 Schmoes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfDeL3dhNo
Revolution Reviews: 8/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2a_daCMbjo

2. The Debt (7.9/10)

Chris Stuckmann: A- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGxnp-QYu3k
Jeremy Jahns: It's a Good Time, No Alcohol Required http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkX5mNvGNgo
Tom Chatalbash: 4/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0DiMNu142s
Mark Ellis (Schmoes Know): 3.9/5 Schmoes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9UK-EHlpQ

3. Apollo 18 (4.4/10)

Mark Ellis (Schmoes Know): 3.1/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1n9l14l58
Jeremy Jahns: You're Not Gonna Remember It in T-Minus 1 Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dSU7X59zbQ
Chris Stuckmann: C http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKs5FDO0Zmw
Rowenet Review: 2/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzN-2VT0wHA
Cali Critic Reviews: 1.5/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cBik9oiXKM
Kristian Harloff: (Schmoes Know: 1.5/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1n9l14l58

4. Rise of the Planet of the Apes (9.1/10)

5. Shark Night 3D (2.7/10)

Chris Stuckmann: C+ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu0gJNfT2cE
Tom Chatalbash: 2/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNH_4sviAS4
Jeremy Jahns: It'd Be A Good Time If Your Drunk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF6lHEJJ2YU
Cali Critic Reviews: 0.5/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDZZ0gPuOd4
Ezra's Huge Reviews: 0.5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZWNVF4eKN0

6. Colombiana (4.2/10)

Mark Ellis (Schmoes Know): 3.4/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MBvkNBxDQ
Chris Stuckmann: C+ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEnre11YqwA
Revolution Reviews: 5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU5y7X8oSes
MrN0AH: Bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ER5--uLUs
Kristian Harloff (Schmoes Know): 2/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MBvkNBxDQ
Cali Critic Reviews: 1.5/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmQgKVpEolk
Ezra's Huge Reviews: 2/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2tEfmPci0

7. Our Idiot Brother (7.4/10)

Revolution Reviews: 8.5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZV6BRmIM9Q
Rowenet Review: 4/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nRGK3_nAEc
Cali Critic Reviews: 3.5/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk91hMJjipk
Chris Stuckmann: B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9uc3e28TCE
Jeremy Jahns: A Tour De Force, And By That I Mean Long, Boring, Drawn Out, and Dull http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY8fGh4UnhE

8. Spy Kids: All The Time in the World (0.8/10)

Revolution Reviews: 2.5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT1YbWnnw9o
Chris Stuckmann: D- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LofaQaIvIcE
Jeremy Jahns: Dogshit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta3A9HDGMfM
Cali Critic Reviews: 0/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG6Uqehuxi0

9. Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (6.1/10)

Chris Stuckmann: B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOWrTSR_p1g
Revolution Reviews: 6.5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mnGsRH7pNg
Cali Critic Reviews: 3/5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHioV1cR5U
Jeremy Jahns: You're Not Gonna Remember It in T-Minus 1 Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhcbW-onwx4

10. The Smurfs (1.8/10)

Mark Ellis (SchmoesKnow): 2.1/5 Schmoes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDzbuy7nsPM
Kristian Harloff (SchmoesKnow): 1.5/5 Schmoeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDzbuy7nsPM
Ezra's Huge Reviews: 0/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTPxNL5qTdw
Chris Stuckmann: 0/4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fc7lK2lzIY